The Members

The Legends, the Lost, and the Lovably Terrible

The Originals

Founding Members

The ones who started this whole mess

Andrew Hove
⭐ Founder
Andrew Hove
"Big Bear"
✦ Handicap: Classified

The visionary who looked at a group of mediocre golfers and said "we could make this official." A true pioneer. His drive is incosistent, his putts are short, and his chain is dope.

Alex Warden
⭐ Founder
Alex Warden
"Big Tuna"
✦ Handicap: Let's Not Talk About It

Co-founder and Director of Course Selection. Instrumental in creating the bylaws and the official beer measuring stick. A pioneer in golf philosophy and innapropriate clothing choices for golf. A legend of the league.

The Full Roster

Regular Members

Every legend needs a supporting cast

Sean Henderson
Sean Henderson
"The Sandbagger"
✦ Handicap: Suspiciously High

Nobody is gonna tell me he isnt the dude from almost famous. Loves Costco.

Marko Kushnir
Marko Kushnir
"Shank City"
✦ Handicap: A Work in Progress

Has the most expensive equipment in the League. His clubs cost more than a used car. This has not helped. A true testament to the fact that gear doesn't make the golfer.

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